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Wait a Minute! Is That Me??? Yes, It's Me!!!
<<Language Advisory!>>
Busted!
I was walking down Spruce with my camera, taking snapshots of flowers and houses and treehouses when a woman on a bicycle pulled up and demanded to know why I was taking pictures.
I understood why she had asked the question, but was put off by her utter lack of tact, grace, and charm. There were a thousand ways she could have been less offensive.
What I thought: "What the fuck is it to you?"
What I said: "I'm taking pictures for my blog!"
She said: "Blog?"
What I thought: "Have you been hiding under a rock?"
What I said: "I'm taking pictures of houses and flowers. Google Pine Lake: The Blog and it will come up first in search."
She said: "I'm making sure you're not casing the place."
What I thought: "I am casing the place."
What I said. "I am casing the place."
Yep, I actually said it!
I managed to resist taking a photo of her backside as she rode away and posting it in the blog.
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