End of the World Party

Every few years there comes along another end of the world scare. And, until now, the world has survived.

Since the end of the world is predicted for 6 pm tomorrow (unsure what time zone God uses), there will be an end of the world party tomorrow at the city gazebo on the lake. It starts at 5:40. Rapture at six.

Bring food.

And be sure not to be late.

You know why.